Maine: A Love Story, in Pictures
We already did the love letter to Maine. Twice, actually; the two-part essay is right here, with all the feelings and the first-night storm and the lobster I cooked in a rented kitchen. This is the other half of it: the pictures that didn’t make the essays.
Here’s the thing nobody tells you about hauling a real camera on vacation. You come home with four hundred photos and room for maybe ten. So these are the ones I kept going back to; the quiet ones, the food, a tree that appears to be working out. I sorted them by day, the way the trip actually happened, which means some days get a whole gallery and a couple get a sentence and a shrug (Thursday, I’m looking at you).
Scroll slow. It was that kind of trip.
Days 1 & 2: Boston to Maine
We flew into Boston and went more or less straight to Row 34 in the Seaport, on the theory that if you’re starting a seafood trip you ought to start it like you mean it. This is the food-porn portion of the program. I have no notes, only oysters.
The next morning I made my Spenser pilgrimage, before heading towards Maine.
On the way out of Portland we stopped at Duckfat Frites Shack, which works like this: you order at a little frites shack, then carry your food into a big beer hall next door and find a seat. It’s bewildering for about ninety seconds and then it’s a great time. (The food itself didn’t quite live up to the legend, if I’m being honest. The vibe absolutely did.) Then the storm caught us north of Portland, and a drive that should’ve taken two hours took closer to five, most of it white-knuckled in the dark. We did not photograph that part. We were both too busy watching the mist for whatever was about to come crawling out of it. (We had Stephen King’s house on the itinerary for a reason. The man earned that fog.)
[ Days 1 & 2: An oyster dinner, a Spenser tour, a stormy drive, and a blue cottage on the Maine coast]
Days 3 and 4: The Cottage
Then two days of doing very little, on purpose. We bought seafood from the people who’d pulled it out of the water, walked the rocky shore out front, and sat on the deck until the light gave out. And then it got dark, really dark, the kind you don’t get anywhere near a city. So many stars we could pick out the Pleiades with the naked eye; shooting stars if you were patient enough to wait for them. We spent every single night out on that deck, spellbound, necks craned back, saying nothing.
Day 5: Bar Harbor
Day trip to Bar Harbor. We walked the Bar Island land bridge at low tide (you stroll right across the ocean floor for a couple of hours, and then the tide takes it back), bought Christmas presents in October like the responsible adults we apparently are, ate more lobster rolls, and parked ourselves on the deck at the Bar Harbor Inn pretending we summered there. The beer was an Elaborate Metaphor and the ghost tour was creepy.
Day 6: Lubec and West Quoddy Head
We drove out to Lubec, the easternmost town in the country, to see the West Quoddy Head Light. It was thoroughly fogged in, which I maintain only improved it. There was a porcupine somewhere in the grass, there were trails through the spruce, there was a tree that looks like it’s flexing. And we ended the day in a tiny harbor restaurant eating blueberry pie (because Maine), looking out across the bay at Canada, close enough to wave. The Lost Fishermen’s Memorial down by the water is the one that stuck with me.
Day 7: Nothing
Thursday we did nothing, and I have the photographic record to prove it (there isn’t one). I drove down to the L.L.Bean outlet in Freeport and came back with a classic Bean tote for me and a pair of sweatpants for Zach; he took a nap. A genuinely perfect day.
Day 8: Acadia
Our last full day we drove the Acadia Park Loop Road, which earns every word of its reputation. The light kept changing on us all afternoon, blue sky to brooding clouds to that soft gold dusk over the granite. We walked down the huge granite slabs, found tide pools, and gorgeous views. That evening we had our last Maine supper at Galyn’s.
Day 9: Home
And Saturday we drove back to Boston and flew home, which is the part of every trip that nobody photographs, because nobody wants to remember it.
That’s Maine. If the essays were how it felt, this is what it looked like. Y’all go see it for yourselves; just pack a rain jacket and lower your expectations about the fog, which is to say raise them.

P.S. Yes, that’s Zach on the stairs down to the cove. He is, as is his way, half out of frame and entirely fine about it.
P.P.S. The blueberry pie was every bit as good as it looks. I have Opinions about wild Maine blueberries versus what I can get here in Georgia, but those are for another post and possibly another argument.
P.P.P.S. We bought those Christmas presents in October and I had lost one of them by December. Authenticity, folks.












































